With things how they’ve been lately, and my disinterest in playing League, not to mention the longest span of inactivity I’ve ever dealt with, I’ll be retiring this askblog. Everyone I met was amazing, and I’ll miss seeing all the shenanigans, amazing art, and beautiful writing. The skype I had posted was lost, but if you feel the need to contact me or request more art involving a tentacle-haired bartender, feel free to find me at blueflowerwine.tumblr.com ! Don’t be afraid, I don’t bite.
I might someday update League again and get back on this horse, but for now, I’d like to put this project down properly.
Thank you everyone for your asks, your humorous responses, and for bringing me a lot of fun!
Lightweight? I don’t usually make gentle drinks, this will be a first! Here’s something that matches your eyes and your taste.
Spring - Blue-tinted liqueur infused with aromatic orange peels gently mixed with a little bit of vodka and plenty of sweet lemonade. Bright and brilliant blue like a clean spring. It won’t get you wasted, but it will make you smile!
Let’s see…wines. I’ve got so many wines I don’t know what to do with them. Nereida may say I’m a ‘maniac collector with a hoarding problem’ but you can’t have too many wines! I’ve got Rieslings and Chardonnays that will make you weep, a Merlot older than me, a Pinot Noir that’s smoother than my hair - anything your little heart desires, I can probably bring it up from my cellar. And before you ask - no, no tours.
(Took an entire day off of internet yesterday to clear my head. Felt good! I’ll reply to any pending text things I have to take care of tonight, and hopefully I’ll show up on skype. Enjoy this in the meantime!)
It’s all real, I assure you! I’ve bottled up my all natural shampoo and conditioner formulas, just for occasions like this. Use it for a week, and I promise your hair will be as lively and thick as mine. The side effects are barely noticeable.
My hair? Alive? What nonsense has Nereida been spreading now? Oh you sillies. Next, you’ll be calling me a̲͚̰̟̬̠̍ͧ̈̔̊ ̡̺͍͕̪̅̅̑ͦͬ͡v̨̭̞̀ͣ̅ͧ̽̾͑iͫ҉̮̭̬̖̺̤́l̴̶͔̻̞͋ͭ̇̽̓eͩ̽̃͋͏̥͕͚ ͖̞̬̉͂͋̐ͪ͢e̘̮̓̾͘͠ͅͅn̨͓͖̬͉̙̞ͨ͞t̙͈̼̖̥̞̘̃͋̈̈͌̋ͪ͝͠i̷̶̫͉͈̫̠͖̗̱̐̊̃ͫ̏̉̿͊t̬̮̠̺̠̊̉̍ͧ͊̚̚y̺̻̗̜͓ͧͦͬͭ ̵͉̆̋ͥ̓̏͊̓ͦ̀̕o̢̗̻̦̟̖͍̳͌f̶͍̓̕ ̩̹̥̻̠͚͖̤̽͂͊ͮ̒̕͢t̉ͣ͑҉̨̦̩͍̘̫͇h̴̻̱̏̇͡ȇ̴̹̤ͧ̽̒̀ ͖̳̫ͪ̓̆̚͘͞d̒̿ͭ̚͏̴̢̠̗͕͚̜͈e͌̾̓̓҉̶̟͍̮̬̳̀e̷̵̴͚̣͖̘̝ͤ͗̀͋̾̉̑̽p̅ͪ̈́̾̑́̚͏̛̜̟̕ or something. Haha!
((Hopefully this version won’t be so crunched.))
Oh honey, you’re not ready for a drink like me. How about a consolation prize - something actually on the menu?
Undertow - Dark and coconut flavored rum, stirred with pineapple and orange juice. Top with a dash of nutmeg. It’s liable to drag you out to sea if you’re not careful.
Heroic flavor!
(Heroic depression)
Oh honey, you’re not ready for a drink like me. How about a consolation prize - something actually on the menu?
Undertow - Dark and coconut flavored rum, stirred with pineapple and orange juice. Top with a dash of nutmeg. It’s liable to drag you out to sea if you’re not careful.
the-saltwater-scourge asked: "Aye, ye'd like t'see me with Fiora, wouldn't ye? Sorry t'disappoint, but I'm a pirate. Ain't no such thing as love fer us, m'dear. Just mindless sex 'n' riches, savvy? Heheh."
I didn’t say buy the girl a box of chocolates, I just said go get her! One of you is bound to end up in the punch bowl sooner or later, and I need SOMETHING to gossip about when I go back home.
Definitely didn’t come just to soak up all the free drinks.
A Draven, eh? There’s no way to bottle up your ego, but I do have two drinks that may live up to your…dubious…honor. No throwing axes in the bar, ok? ❤
Juggling Axes - Two glasses half full of some questionable Noxian energy drink - with a shot glass full of herb-infused alcohol balanced between them. Slam the table with your fists until it falls into one of the glasses, then drink it as quickly as possible. People usually take bets on if it falls left or right - but either way, it falls.
Executioner’s Gauntlet - Nine shotglasses full of nine different alcoholic beverages. The rule is you have to down all nine, one after another - no stopping, or you lose!
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